A product of the Wealth Obfuscation Team

nERVOUsBROKERS

Overworked. Underpaid. Fully on-chain. Free for AoP holders.

Retail value: ~~your dignity~~ YOURS FOR FREE* *Free for AoP holders. Plus gas. Gas not included. Void where prohibited. Further terms are with Legal. Brokers have not been home in weeks.

Company perk Brokers do not add to your Pepescore™. They multiply it. ▲▲▲ frog brokers ▲▲ joystick brokers ▲ every other broker Stacks. Applies to your Pepescore™, not to the broker. Exact rates are with legal. Legal is not answering the phone.

LINES OPEN IN 00d00h00m00s BEFORE TIME RUNS OUT!

ONLY ??? LEFT!! of a strictly limited supply

● LIVECHANNEL 1982 · BROKER CAM

Actual brokers. Drawn by the contract. No two alike, unless they are.

Order now Operators are standing by

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How many?

Limit 3 per household

nERVOUs BROKERS are collectibles. They do not earn, yield, pay out or appreciate, and nothing here is financial advice. The brokers make money for no one. That is the joke.

Real* testimonials *Names withheld. Persons fictional. Enthusiasm genuine.

“It was free. It is a picture of a tired man. I am satisfied.”— Anonymous, Collector

“I minted three. They have not stopped working since. Neither have I.”— A. Broker, Cubicle 4B

“Mine asks about his quarterly review every time I open the wallet.”— Regional Manager, Unpaid Since Q2