Big Pepe Corp

Office of Personnel · Big Pepe Corp

WE AREHIRING

2,222 positions. One face. Not one of them has been promoted.

Starting salary: competitive YOURS FOR FREE* *Free for AoP holders. Plus gas. Gas not included. Benefits not included. Void where prohibited. Further terms are with Legal, who is not answering the phone.
LINES OPEN IN 00d00h00m00s BEFORE TIME RUNS OUT!
ONLY ??? LEFT!! of a strictly limited supply
● ON FILEPERSONNEL FILES
Staff photographs, taken on the same afternoon. Tap to advance.

Apply now Operators are standing by

Your status Connect your wallet to see if you are pre-approved.
How many?
1
Limit 3 per household

These are collectibles. They do not earn, yield, pay out or appreciate, and nothing here is financial advice. The employees make money for no one, least of all themselves. That is the joke.

CALL NOW 1-800-BIG-PEPE Operators are standing by · Sorry, no C.O.D.

Real* testimonials *Names withheld. Persons fictional. Enthusiasm genuine.

“It is a picture of a tired man. I am satisfied.”— Anonymous, Collector
“They all have the same face. That is the most accurate part.”— Regional Manager, Unpaid Since Q2
“My wife asked why I had bought a portrait of myself. I did not have an answer.”— Cubicle 4B